Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Who I'm rooting for today in the Superbowl (and I don't mean Prince)

Today is the oblong ball made of pigskin scrum between
Ursus arctos chicagus vs. Equus caballus indianapolus

I'm actually indifferent to who wins this one. The magic 8 ball says that "All signs points to yes" for a colts victory, but we'll see how it turns out. The thing I'm most excited about is going to be the performance by his purple majesty.

Predictions:
Vinatieri is the first to score.
Prince will play a medley which includes "Let's Go Crazy", "7", and "Raspberry Beret."
Bears surprise the Colts 24-23. (either way, the Bears should cover a 7 point spread)
Devin Hester is MVP.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

2007 NFL Conference Championship predictions

New Orleans
at Chicago +3-120
-3+100
43 ov-110

New Orleans over Da Bears
, 31-27

New England
at Indianapolis +3+105
-3-125
47.5 ov-110

Colts over the Pats, 24-17

Sunday, January 14, 2007

NFL Divisional Round Playoff Predictions continued

My predictions yesterday were 3 for 4 in terms of spread an O/U, you know, what counts. Let's see how I do today.

1:00 pm Seattle at Chicago -9.5
O/U 37

Chicago wins by 3 on a last minute FG by Robbie Gould, 17-16, Da Bears!

4:30 pm New England at San Diego -4.5
O/U 46

LT scores 2 TDs and a two point conversion. San Diego lights up the Pats, 31-21.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

NFL Playoff Predictions

4:30 pm Indianapolis at Baltimore -4
O/U 42

Ravens intercept Manning at least twice and Baltimore gets to fly to San Diego next week, 24-17.

8:00 pm Philadelphia at New Orleans -5.5
O/U 48.5

This is a tough one. I'd like Philly to win, but I think the Saints will win in a nailbiting shootout, 34-31.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Perfect Gift For Any Dallas Cowboys Fan

Check out this Tony Romo action figure on ebay. Available while supplies last! Hats off to the designer of that, but I'd hardly spend $210 on it.

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Bill Parcells, Mike Vanderjagt, and Dr. Livingstone's frozen elixir

This is a bit out of date, as he's been released, but for the sake of completeness I'll post what I've found.

from an ESPN posted AP article:

Asked last week about getting Vanderjagt out of his rut,
Parcells said: "I don't have a Dr. Livingstone's frozen elixir. I
don't. I don't know what I can do. This guy is 36 years old and has
been kicking for a long time. He has his way of doing things.
Hopefully, things get a little bit better."


This led to some speculation as to what Dr. Livingstone's frozen elixir is/was.

First of all, I'm always wary of AP articles. They often misquote people.
e.g. Another AP article which obviously misquotes Parcells.
Parcells said. “There are things that happen out there that people aren’t cognitive of.”

Clearly he said (or meant) "cognizant" instead of cognitive. Even if he did misspeak, the writer could've fixed it with bracketed notation.

Anyway, so maybe he did says Livingstone's frozen elixir. What he was most likely referring to was Chartreuse Liquer (Elixir), which is not frozen:
History of the Chartreuse Liqueurs

And as this page points out:
Its reputation as a medicine was augmented even as late as the 19th century when it was widely used as a treatment in the cholera epidemic that swept Paris in 1832. It is even reputed that the explorer Livingstone took the drink into Africa as a solution to the many diseases rife in the jungles.


However, the Chartreuse trivia page reports:
Sir Henry Stanley
British explorer/journalist Sir Henry Stanley was known to bring Chartreuse Elixir on his expeditions into Africa while searching for Dr. Livingstone.


So, did Livingstone carry it or did Stanley? Or did both? I go with both, but the jury is still out.

Later.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Timmy Smith of DENVER?!

So, Timmy Smith (I wonder if he still goes by "Timmy?") got caught (entrapped?) trying to sling some coke. The funniest thing about all this isn't the fact that he used autographed pictures as a marketing tool, but instead that he lives and was caught in Denver. Those 204 yards he gained in the Superbowl were against a team called the Broncos.

(Personally, I think Elway set him up. )

Super Bowl Record Holder Formally Charged - Yahoo! News: "DENVER - Timmy Smith, the former
Washington Redskins running back who set a Super Bowl rushing record in 1988, was formally charged Monday with intentionally possessing cocaine with intent to distribute, a charge that carries a lesser penalty than previously announced."

Friday, February 04, 2005

Superbowl Prognostications

I started a thread on my friend's message board, Clever Nothing. If you post on this thread:
Clever Nothing :: View topic - Official Superbowl Prognostication Thread your prediction for the superbowl final score and winner you may win $(100-n) (Must have paypal). N is the number of unique posters after my post, so make a prediction already! (Of course, I'm betting on the fact that nobody will get this right.)

These are the predictions so far:
rajah- My prediction: 27-13, Patriots crush the Eagles.
Chook Cheek- I'll give it a shot. Patriots 27-23.
orthodox defenestrator= Patriots win 21-17
heatkernel-27-13, Eagles crush the Patriots, defying expectations.
rwellor-21 to 17... Iggles...
Graymouser-Eagles win 28-21, pretty-boy Tom Brady becomes a permanent part of the field...
mach5potato-27 to 17 Pats.
mopreme-i got to go with that pats 35-17
redbeard- 26 - 12 Patriots, whoever the hell they are. Being named after a missile, they have to be good. What game is this again?
etymxris-43 - 13. Not sure who's going to win, but I'm being pessimistic. It'll probably be over by halftime, just like the last two playoff games.
dogslaughter-The Eagles, 24 - 17.
webturbo-Patriots all the way.31 - 24
xthecritic-27-24 pats

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Daunte Culpepper ungifts necklace from paralyzed teen

SI.com - NFL - Culpepper ungifts necklace from paralyzed teen - Wednesday February 2, 2005 8:24PM

First time I've seen "ungifts" used as a word. Man, I love the English language. This also reminds me of my haircut last week. I gave the woman a $13 tip when I meant to tip $4 (grabbed a $10 instead of a $1). Once I had realized what I'd done, I thought a few seconds about retrieving it, but she had already gone upstairs and I didn't care anymore. Plus, it would've been awkward getting it back. However, I did decide that if it had been a $20 instead of a $10, I definitely would've gotten it back and to relieve any latent cognitive dissonance I must say that it's a damn good haircut.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Rog's 2004 Fantasy Football RB Rankings

This list is based on predicted statistical performance, injury issues, depth chart considerations, personnel and coaching issues, and whether or not they possess, attempt to distribute or smoke/snort dope. (Please note, I make no moral judgment if they choose to do so. In fact, I think the NFL's drug policy is really screwed up, but that's another post altogether.)

Gotta Take 'Em
Priest Holmes
LaDainian Tomlinson
Ahman Green

2nd tier
Fred Taylor
Deuce McAllister
Clinton Portis
Edgerrin James
Shaun Alexander
Jamal Lewis
Domanick Davis

3rd Tier
Brian Westbrook
Chris Brown
Kevan Barlow
Corey Dillon

4th Tier
Curtis Martin
Marshall Faulk
Stephen Davis
Rudi Johnson
Duce Staley
Kevin Jones - R
Michael Bennett
Tiki Barber
Travis Henry
Quentin Griffin
Lee Suggs
Moe Williams

5th Tier
Thomas Jones
Charlie Garner
Julius Jones - R
Tyrone Wheatley
T.J. Duckett
Warrick Dunn

6th Tier
William Green
Eddie George
Garrison Hearst
Jerome Bettis
DeShaun Foster
Steven Jackson - R
Tatum Bell - R
Justin Fargas
Onterrio Smith
Willis McGahee

Handcuffers and the Don't Bothers
Ron Dayne
Troy Hambrick
Michael Pittman
Richie Anderson
Anthony Thomas
Musa Smith
Kevin Faulk
Amos Zereoue
Artose Pinner
Greg Jones - R
Emmitt Smith
Lamont Jordan
Zack Crockett
Tony Hollings
Najeh Davenport
Chris Perry - R
Shawn Bryson
Aveion Cason
Mike Alstott
Tony Fisher
Derrick Blaylock
Jerald Sowell
Mack Strong
Ladell Betts
Larry Johnson
Cory Schlesinger
Maurice Morris

Rog's 2004 Fantasy Football QB Rankings

This list is based on predicted statistical performance, injury issues, depth chart considerations, and personnel and coaching issues.

1st Tier
Daunte Culpepper
Peyton Manning

2nd Tier
Aaron Brooks

Brett Favre
Chad Pennington
Donovan McNabb
Jake Plummer
Marc Bulger
Matt Hasselbeck
Michael Vick
Steve McNair
Tom Brady
Trent Green


3rd Tier
Brad Johnson
Carson Palmer
Jake Delhomme
Jeff Garcia
Joey Harrington
Tim Rattay
Tommy Maddox

Everybody Else
AJ Feeley
Byron Leftwich
David Carr
Drew Bledsoe
Eli Manning - R
Jay Fiedler
Josh McCown
Kerry Collins
Kyle Boller
Mark Brunell
Philip Rivers - R
Quincy Carter
Rex Grossman
Rich Gannon
Vinny Testaverde