More idiocy in the name of security. ~ NanoThoughts 1.0

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

More idiocy in the name of security.

Zombies a threat? I'd like to see how someone makes zombies a threat. Heck, I bet the kid wishes he could call up the dead now...

4 comments:

Rog said...

Zombies can eat brains, dude. That's definitely a threat in my book.

Sounds like the kid has some real winners for grandparents. I think they've been watching too much Law and Order or CSI.

Justin said...

If this kid is legit, then Kentucky's got more issues than I thought.

Austin Adkins said...

Unless this kid's story reads, "Then he reloaded the Zombie and cut the jocks off at the waist.", then I think there is a serious f^%#ing issue here. Maybe I should take a week off of work and go do a doc about this kid.

J.p. said...

I'd like to think that if George Rogers Clark was alive right now, or if he were reanimated in zombie form, he'd storm the state capitol and demand that the legislature released that kid.

(p.s. I'd just like to point out the above story about national hero George Rogers Clark (and/or his flesh-eating zombie form) is a "fake story" that I've "made up". Also, I don't live in Kentucky, so they can't possibly arrest me for it. Right?)